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Chaos_Child

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JOKE THREADDDD!!!

Tue Apr 6, 2004 9:41:10 PM #7678 Perm Link

A man walked into a bar...OUCH!

(donated by a friend)

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The Wolf Prince

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Wed Apr 7, 2004 7:04:28 AM #7705 Perm Link

oooooo jokes

How come smokey the bear doesn't have kids?

because everytime his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel

Edited at Wed Apr 7, 2004 3:29:03 PM

This one time while transcending simple physical space...

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JaegoLooLoo

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Wed Apr 7, 2004 10:16:30 AM #7711 Perm Link

I got a good one.

Boner.

Huge Grin

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icanflyouch

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Re: JOKE THREADDDD!!!

Thu Apr 8, 2004 1:06:52 PM #7720 Perm Link

In response to Chaos_Child #7678

That's old. But good. I gots one!

How do you confuse a moron?

32.

Get it?

"lovers were of all people the most disagreeable."

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Artemis Panthar

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Thu Apr 8, 2004 5:27:25 PM #7725 Perm Link

http://www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html =D

http://funny-funny-pictures.com/insanity/

Huh? Signature? What's going on with that signature?

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sam][am

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I HAVE ONE!!!

Thu Apr 8, 2004 11:38:19 PM #7734 Perm Link

There was a guy who owned a sex shop that had good buys usually on their sex toys...he was hungry and went on lunch break leaving his co-worker to cover his shift for him while he was gone...so he left and his co-worker took control of the store...*ding* the bell went off, someone had entered the store...it was a brunette...he asked her "Can I help you?" she replied "Oh, I'm just browsing." 10 minutes go by and she asks for the price of a slick light-blue dildo on the shelf behind the register...he replied "97 dollars" and she paid the man. 5 minutes go by after the brunette had previously left the store, and a red-head came in...*ding*..."How may I help you?" the man asked...she quickly caught her eye on a hot pink sex toy up on the shelf behind the register where the brunette's light blue dildo came from. she asked hurriedly "how much?" as she pointed to the object...he reaffirmed her choice and she nodded her head..."120 dollars"...*ching* then she rushed out the door...12 minutes go by and a blonde comes into the store...again he asks "How may I help you?" and she: "I'm just going to look around if that's okay with you"...he told her to take as long as she wanted...eventually she made her way to the register to look at the dildo shelf...she asked "How much for the silver one at the top?"...he pointed at the object and asked "That one?"...and she "yeah"...he said "Uhh...89 dollars"...she purchased it and took off...for 9 minutes the store was dead, then the owner showed up. "So how was our business today?" the owner asked. "Pretty good." he replied. "What'd you sell?"....the co-worker answered: "Well...I sold the nice slick light blue dildo to a pretty brunette for 97 dollars, the hot pink sex toy to a red-head for 120 dollars..." the owner cut him off "yeah...well thats..."
"...and I sold your thermos to a blonde for 89 bucks"

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JaegoLooLoo

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Re: I HAVE ONE!!!

Fri Apr 9, 2004 12:15:11 AM #7736 Perm Link

In response to sam][am #7734

That made my day.

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Anri

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Fri Apr 9, 2004 4:24:22 PM #7745 Perm Link

Ok . . .this is kind of gross, but I feel like telling it anyway. So this guy walks into a bar (yes its one of those) and he sees $500 dollars sitting on the bar. He asks the bartender what the money is for, and he says, whoever can make that horse standing in the corner over there laugh will get the $500. So the guy goes over to the horse and whispers into his ear, the horse busts out laughing. The guy goes over to the bartender and takes the $500, and leaves. The same guy comes back the next day and there is another $500 at the bar. He asked the bartender what it was there for this time. The bartender tells him that whoever can make that same horse standing in the corner cry will get the $500. So, the guy takes the horse outside, and the guy comes back in with the horse crying. The guy goes back to the bartender and takes the $500. The bartender asks him how he got the horse to laugh and then cry. The guy says last night I told him my dick was bigger than his, and tonight I prooved it.

People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.

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sam][am

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Re[2]: I HAVE ONE!!!

Sat Apr 10, 2004 9:10:36 AM #7761 Perm Link

In response to JaegoLooLoo #7736

*smiles*...Thanks...that has been one of the biggest compliments that I have had in a while.

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Chaos_Child

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my turn again

Sun Apr 11, 2004 1:45:57 PM #7788 Perm Link

Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.

"You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer.

"All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."

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sam][am

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Sun Apr 11, 2004 4:06:10 PM #7791 Perm Link

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like children so much?

A: He knows how they feel.

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Re: I HAVE ONE!!!

Thu Apr 15, 2004 8:58:38 AM #7821 Perm Link

In response to sam][am #7734

HAHAHAHAHAH That was good!

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Sinistra

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Thu Apr 15, 2004 3:02:05 PM #7844 Perm Link

A human married couple decided they want to swing for one night with an alien couple. So they get together and the human woman is in the room with the alien male. So he takes off his pants and she's dissapointed to see he has the tiniest dick! He sees her look and says, don't worry. I'll show you how it works. If you pull my ears it gets wider and if you slap my forhead it gets longer." The woman blinks and pulls his ears a little and slaps his forehead some and they get down to business. So when it's over the human woman is with her husband and she asks "So how did it go for you?"
The man replies "I don't know, she kept on slapping my forehead and pulling my ears..."

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Evil Demon Llama

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Blonde Joke

Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:06:12 PM #7868 Perm Link

So this couple is having trouble paying the bills, so they both decided that the wife is going to go out and work for an escort service for a night. So she comes home much later with $100.25. Her husband says
"Its great you made that much. But who gave you the 25 cents?" The wife replies
"Everybody."

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JaegoLooLoo

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Re: Blonde Joke

Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:19:19 PM #7874 Perm Link

In response to Evil Demon Llama #7868

*explodes in a fit of laughter*

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Fri Apr 16, 2004 12:17:58 PM #7886 Perm Link

hello my name is shadow i come from the demon world. my evil minions will rape you up the ass and after that they will rip your brains out through your asshole and impale their hands into your stomachs and pull out intestines and eat your intestines while blood gushes out there mouths. Bow down to me diluted fools

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Evil Demon Llama

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Re[2]: Blonde Joke

Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:24:23 PM #7889 Perm Link

In response to JaegoLooLoo #7874

*bow* spank you very much

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Sinistra

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Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:33:25 PM #7897 Perm Link

An old man is sitting on a bench in the park and this boy sits down by him. The boy has green and pink spiky hair. The man glances several times at the boy, staring at his hair. Finally the boy gets irritated and says "Jeez old man haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?!"
"Well... yeah, once I had sex with a parrot and I was wondering if you were my son."

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JaegoLooLoo

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Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:21:28 PM #7898 Perm Link

In response to Sinistra #7897

Rofle Mayo Double-U Time!

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