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Koji

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Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:30:24 PM #59570 Perm Link

A;the sun

Q:i meet five men on my way to seatle. Each man had five wives and each wive had five children and each child had five pets. How many people were on their way to seatle?

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Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:42:08 PM #59592 Perm Link

A: just one

Q: What God never sees, what the king seldom sees, and what we see every day. What is it?

I...am Ninja!!!! Your Lord and Master!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!!!! Fear Me... >.> <.< *Evil giggle* ^^

"Ask not for whome the bell tolls, It tolls for thee."

"A pound of flesh, no more no less. No marrow nore bone, just flesh."

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Ayakin

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Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:42:10 PM #59593 Perm Link

A: Five men
Q: why did you ask that?

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Holmes

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Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:18:55 AM #59635 Perm Link

A:ayakin your wroung he said he "Met" five men "on the way" to seatle he never said they went to seatle so just 1 and the answer to loveless's question is uglieness? Im not shure but I answered it like that becousegod only sees us as beutifule human beings a king is almost always souronded by beuty so he almost never sees ugliness and we see eachother for what is on the outside so we see ugly people everyday but if thats not the answer sorry for wasting your time

Q:what is bigger then you but follows you around,smaller then you and soon leaves, and as tall as you and soon grows

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Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:31:52 AM #59639 Perm Link

In response to Kumori #59541

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A: A Mountain

Q:
A. A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

B. Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?

C. Which of the following statements are true?

1. At least one of these ten statements is false.
2. At least two of these ten statements are false.
3. At least three of these ten statements are false.
4. At least four of these ten statements are false.
5. At least five of these ten statements are false.
6. At least six of these ten statements are false.
7. At least seven of these ten statements are false.
8. At least eight of these ten statements are false.
9. At least nine of these ten statements are false.
10. At least ten of these ten statements are false.

A: The coprrect answers.
a: He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.
b: Seven. The four daughters have only one brother, making five children, plus mom and dad.
c: It is number nine. there are 10 total so 1 has to be carrect. if nine are false than one must be true.

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Holmes

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Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:26:49 PM #59644 Perm Link

ok now answer my question

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Ayakin

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Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:12:33 PM #59653 Perm Link

In response to Holmes #59635

A: Idk
Q: Why such complicating questions?

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Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:21:37 PM #59686 Perm Link

A. Idk

Q. Did you read bleach -98

"Well, how do you know you're not a burrito fetishist if you've never tried doing the nasty with a burrito?"

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Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:47:02 PM #59688 Perm Link

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A:ayakin your wroung he said he "Met" five men "on the way" to seatle he never said they went to seatle so just 1 and the answer to loveless's question is uglieness? Im not shure but I answered it like that becousegod only sees us as beutifule human beings a king is almost always souronded by beuty so he almost never sees ugliness and we see eachother for what is on the outside so we see ugly people everyday but if thats not the answer sorry for wasting your time

Q:what is bigger then you but follows you around,smaller then you and soon leaves, and as tall as you and soon grows

A: your shadow. Baka.

Q: What am I?:
Only one colour, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies,
Present in sun, yet not in the rain,
Doning no harm, and feeling no pain.

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Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:43:07 PM #59706 Perm Link

A: a cloud?
A2: the answer to my riddle was 'an equal!!' not ugliness!! >.<

I...am Ninja!!!! Your Lord and Master!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!!!! Fear Me... >.> <.< *Evil giggle* ^^

"Ask not for whome the bell tolls, It tolls for thee."

"A pound of flesh, no more no less. No marrow nore bone, just flesh."

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Ayakin

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Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:45:27 PM #59708 Perm Link

Q: Who here thinks I am too weird?

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Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:48:45 PM #59710 Perm Link

A: Not me!

I...am Ninja!!!! Your Lord and Master!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!!!! Fear Me... >.> <.< *Evil giggle* ^^

"Ask not for whome the bell tolls, It tolls for thee."

"A pound of flesh, no more no less. No marrow nore bone, just flesh."

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Ayakin

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Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:52:21 PM #59712 Perm Link

Yay!
Q: Strawberries or cherries?

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Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:24:38 AM #59725 Perm Link

A: Both!! ^^

Q: Mango or Pineapple?

I...am Ninja!!!! Your Lord and Master!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!!!! Fear Me... >.> <.< *Evil giggle* ^^

"Ask not for whome the bell tolls, It tolls for thee."

"A pound of flesh, no more no less. No marrow nore bone, just flesh."

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Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:02:51 AM #59732 Perm Link

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Said By garra uchiha
Q:what is bigger then you but follows you around,smaller then you and soon leaves, and as tall as you and soon grows

A: your shadow. Baka.

Q: What am I?:
Only one colour, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies,
Present in sun, yet not in the rain,
Doning no harm, and feeling no pain.

The answer is a shadow. Present in sun. NOT IN THE RAIN.

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Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:31:34 AM #59766 Perm Link

A: Cool! ^^ the answer to mine was 'an Equal' how you can get ugliness out of that is sort of beyond me.

Q: Dawn or Dusk?

I...am Ninja!!!! Your Lord and Master!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!!!! Fear Me... >.> <.< *Evil giggle* ^^

"Ask not for whome the bell tolls, It tolls for thee."

"A pound of flesh, no more no less. No marrow nore bone, just flesh."

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Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:42:14 AM #59772 Perm Link

A. Dusk

Q. Why can't I think of a good question now?

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Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:55:08 AM #59776 Perm Link

A: 42

Q:
A: Try to defeat me but try in vain. When I win I end your pain.
B: A spirited jig it dances bright, banishing all but darkest night. Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.
C: The more that there is, the less that you see. Squint all you wish when surrounded by me.
D:
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.
E:
The part of the bird
That is not in the sky,
Which can swim in the ocean
And always stay dry.
F:
Fatherless and Motherless, born without sin.
Roared when it came into the world,
And never spoke again.
G:The most important
To unravel me you need a simple key, no key that was made by locksmith's hand, but a key that only I will understand.

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Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:36:19 PM #59795 Perm Link

B: Fire
C: darkness
D: death?
Sorry, the rest elude my tiny mind! >.<
G: knowledge?

Q: "This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long.
What is it?"

I...am Ninja!!!! Your Lord and Master!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!!!! Fear Me... >.> <.< *Evil giggle* ^^

"Ask not for whome the bell tolls, It tolls for thee."

"A pound of flesh, no more no less. No marrow nore bone, just flesh."

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Takoyaki

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Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:53:30 PM #59809 Perm Link

A:This place has gotten all faggoty like

Q: WHERE'S MY GOD NAOW!!!!????

(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야
(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야

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Ayakin

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Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:09:35 PM #59811 Perm Link

Q: what the hell do you mean?

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Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:29:30 PM #59812 Perm Link

In response to xXLoveless_NinjaXx #59795

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B: Fire
C: darkness
D: death?
Sorry, the rest elude my tiny mind! >.<
G: knowledge?

Q: "This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long.
What is it?"

a: Air. or your breath

Q:
1:
The part of the bird
That is not in the sky,
Which can swim in the ocean
And always stay dry.
2:
Fatherless and Motherless, born without sin.
Roared when it came into the world,
And never spoke again.

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Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:50:45 PM #59814 Perm Link

A1: Um...AH! Shadow!
A2: Lightning!

Q: The beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space,
The beginning of every end,
The end of every place.

I...am Ninja!!!! Your Lord and Master!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!!!! Fear Me... >.> <.< *Evil giggle* ^^

"Ask not for whome the bell tolls, It tolls for thee."

"A pound of flesh, no more no less. No marrow nore bone, just flesh."

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Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:09:34 PM #59818 Perm Link

A: I love that one. Nobaddy ever gets it!
The answer is the letter "E"

Q:The following quotes come from the mind of Leonardo da Vinci. Can you decode them?

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DM D ZQUU-MWQKN PDB EXHKSM GDWWB MUQQW, ML D UHRQ ZQUU MWQKN EXHKSM GDWWB PQDNG.

GQ ZGL ULYQM WXDFNHFQ ZHNGLON NGQLXB HM UHTQ NGQ MDHULX ZGL ELDXPM MGHW ZHNGLON D XOPPQX DKP FLJWDMM DKP KQYQX TKLZM ZGQXQ GQ JDB FDMN.

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Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:30:48 PM #59820 Perm Link

A: O.0 Oh hell no!

I...am Ninja!!!! Your Lord and Master!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!!!! Fear Me... >.> <.< *Evil giggle* ^^

"Ask not for whome the bell tolls, It tolls for thee."

"A pound of flesh, no more no less. No marrow nore bone, just flesh."

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Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:31:47 PM #59821 Perm Link

A: ROFL.
Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory.

As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast.

A = X
B = Y
C = Z
D = A
E = B
F = C
G = H
H = I
I = J
J = M
K = N
L = O
M = S
N = T
O = U
P = D
Q = E
R = F
S = G
T = K
U = L
V = Q
W = P
X = R
Y = V
Z = W

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Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:39:01 PM #59823 Perm Link

A: Oh...

Dont make fun of my disabuility!!

Q: It travels along the hills and hollows, Bites hard but never swallows.

I...am Ninja!!!! Your Lord and Master!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!!!! Fear Me... >.> <.< *Evil giggle* ^^

"Ask not for whome the bell tolls, It tolls for thee."

"A pound of flesh, no more no less. No marrow nore bone, just flesh."

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Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:45:20 PM #59829 Perm Link

A: The wind.

Q: It brings back the lost as though never gone,
Shines laughter or tears, with light long since shone.
A moment to make, a lifetime to shed,
Valued when, but lost when you're dead

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Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:54:24 PM #59832 Perm Link

A: Memory

Q: It travels along the hills and hollows, Bites hard but never swallows.

I...am Ninja!!!! Your Lord and Master!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!!!! Fear Me... >.> <.< *Evil giggle* ^^

"Ask not for whome the bell tolls, It tolls for thee."

"A pound of flesh, no more no less. No marrow nore bone, just flesh."

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Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:57:55 PM #59833 Perm Link

A: Again, wind.

Q: Forever it approaches, coming very near. Yet it never arrives.

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