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A thriving alternative to a social life.

Or, maybe I just find it odd that most activity is "guests." C'mon...you've scanned the site, join in one of our intelligent discussions on the meaning of life, the universe and anime.

Or, you could unwanted fully functioning state of the art equipment. Or, I could send you some! I have THE latest generation eight-track player!

What intelligent discussions? I haven't seen any of those, or been any part of them.

I think I've seen one, somewhere. No, wait, that was a flame thread.

Seriously, if you are a guest and reading this. Click the Register Link at the top and join the party.

Yeah, this site lost its luster a whiles back...we need new blood.

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