Said By JaegoLooLooWuchutalkinbow? I'm saying, chances are, if a sexually-deprived soldier was spying on a naked woman, he'd probably be spanking the monkey. Or he'd be masturbating.
EDIT: OH! I see how you misunderstood. You thought I was saying you were inaccurate for saying the soldier was masturbating (I know you didn't say that, btw). What I meant was "The picture on the lighter is inaccurate. The soldier should be beating off."