Ahh. Some movies are good but pointless. Many movies just suck. Post 'em here. To start: XXX
Michael: Jodie, how's my schedule look for today? Jodie: You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection. Michael: Oh, yeah...sorry, but I'll have to cancel that. I'm heading out to save America!
To start off, these suck!: The Cube (one and two), Children of the Corn (all of them), Last Action Hero (could have been good, but no), Cable Guy
To start off, these are amazingly awesome stupid movies: agrees w/Dumb and Dumber, Night at the Roxbury, Orgazmo, Kingpin, Romie and Michelles High School Reunion, High School High, National Lampoons: Senior trip....I'll get back to this layter.
Stupid Movie? Constantine. From the previews, I went in thinking it was an ACTION movie. The best action scene was when Constantine grabs a shotgun and shoots some halfbreed demons ala Blade's BloodClub. Actually, that was the ONLY action scene as far as I remember.
I couldn't wait to leave the theater when the "Devil" appeared as some moron in a suit. And was that evil angel lady a guy or a lady? I couldn't tell, but who cares. As an action movie, this movie sucks, since there's barely any action. As a movie about visiting hell and doing all this weird stuff with water, I guess it could've been worse... It reminded me of a bad version of the Exorcist. D+.
Favorite action movie since 2002? Blade 2. That movie had it all in terms of action. Motorcycles, Martial arts battles, shootouts, blood and guts, and on and on. The story was okay, some of the characters were lame, but Blade and Nomak with his reapers kicked major ass.
Too bad about Blade Trinity, which I hate to say it, lost the cool action scenes from the first two. Hopefully, they'll have a re-edited version on DVD that doesn't have so many choppy cuts during the fight scenes. And actually let the fans watch the final battle between Blade and Drake without cutting to another fight every other second. If Blade Trinity followed the rules of the first 2, it could've been so much better.
I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, but i thought the Akira anime sucked. You just follow the characters try to revolt against the gov't until Japan gets kabl00med. Nothing special at all. I wanted my 2 hours back, damnit.
My vocabulary is di...di...dimi...dimini..........killing itself.