Of particular comedic value was the way he did it (assuming you meant the god part)
He would look at a Chuck Norris Joke:
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
And then he would say something along the lines of: "That is funny. But you know what's really great? Jesus."
Michael: Jodie, how's my schedule look for today? Jodie: You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection. Michael: Oh, yeah...sorry, but I'll have to cancel that. I'm heading out to save America!