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JaegoLooLoo Avatar Joined: October 10, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2009 Rep: PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 1 (7361)PIP Level 1 (7361)
(No Title) Old Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:51:01 AM #7110 Perm Link
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(Okay, I think we need to go over the rules. If I say "So the pig", then the next person has to give three words that connect to three words before it. So a good continuation might be "So the pig ate some cheese". "Ate some cheese" would be what you post after I posted "So the pig". An example of a sentence that wouldn't work would be "So the pig monkeys have escaped!", because, while I'm not that good at English, I know "So the pig monkeys have escaped!" does not make a coherent sentence.)


with some cheese
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Tweak Avatar I am s(y)n Joined: September 28, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2579 Rep: PIP Level 2 (10722)PIP Level 2 (10722)PIP Level 2 (10722)PIP Level 2 (10722)PIP Level 1 (10722)
(No Title) Old Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:12:28 AM #7126 Perm Link
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Which killed his

God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.
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JaegoLooLoo Avatar Joined: October 10, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2009 Rep: PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 1 (7361)PIP Level 1 (7361)
(No Title) Old Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:24:30 AM #7128 Perm Link
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nerves in all
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Tweak Avatar I am s(y)n Joined: September 28, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2579 Rep: PIP Level 2 (10722)PIP Level 2 (10722)PIP Level 2 (10722)PIP Level 2 (10722)PIP Level 1 (10722)
(No Title) Old Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:35:58 AM #7129 Perm Link
of his lower extremities

God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.
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Sinistra Avatar Joined: October 31, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2531 Rep: PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 1 (12962)
(No Title) Old Mon Mar 22, 2004 1:24:20 PM #7131 Perm Link
He'd never been layed

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JaegoLooLoo Avatar Joined: October 10, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2009 Rep: PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 1 (7361)PIP Level 1 (7361)
(No Title) Old Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:17:07 PM #7133 Perm Link
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except by his
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Nutsy (No Title) Old Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:36:24 PM #7139 Perm Link
only left hand

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(No Title) Old Mon Mar 22, 2004 7:05:30 PM #7151 Perm Link
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But it turned out
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Aron Schatz Avatar 2014: Year of change. Joined: August 3, 2001 Status: Online Posts: 10753 Rep: PIP Level 3 (331853)PIP Level 3 (331853)PIP Level 3 (331853)PIP Level 3 (331853)PIP Level 1 (331853)
(No Title) Old Mon Mar 22, 2004 8:16:23 PM #7161 Perm Link
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his hand was

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Drifter Avatar Joined: September 17, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 295 Rep: PIP Level 2 (3016)PIP Level 2 (3016)PIP Level 1 (3016)PIP Level 1 (3016)PIP Level 1 (3016)
(No Title) Old Mon Mar 22, 2004 8:30:57 PM #7163 Perm Link
(hmm...looks fun)

mutated from the...
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JaegoLooLoo Avatar Joined: October 10, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2009 Rep: PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 1 (7361)PIP Level 1 (7361)
(No Title) Old Mon Mar 22, 2004 8:51:30 PM #7164 Perm Link
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semi-nuclear blast
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Aron Schatz Avatar 2014: Year of change. Joined: August 3, 2001 Status: Online Posts: 10753 Rep: PIP Level 3 (331853)PIP Level 3 (331853)PIP Level 3 (331853)PIP Level 3 (331853)PIP Level 1 (331853)
(No Title) Old Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:25:28 PM #7169 Perm Link
he didn't know

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(No Title) Old Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:03:34 PM #7171 Perm Link
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how to handle
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(No Title) Old Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:05:57 PM #7172 Perm Link
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the overwhelming amount...
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(No Title) Old Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:16:45 PM #7174 Perm Link
of blood on

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(No Title) Old Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:29:38 PM #7176 Perm Link
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his favorite shirt
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(No Title) Old Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:17:50 AM #7181 Perm Link
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So with a...
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(No Title) Old Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:20:53 AM #7184 Perm Link
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bottle of Clorox

God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.
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Legato Avatar aim for the best,perpare for the worst Joined: September 1, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1611 Rep: PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 1 (8772)
(No Title) Old Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:30:37 AM #7188 Perm Link
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he tried to....

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. "
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Aron Schatz Avatar 2014: Year of change. Joined: August 3, 2001 Status: Online Posts: 10753 Rep: PIP Level 3 (331853)PIP Level 3 (331853)PIP Level 3 (331853)PIP Level 3 (331853)PIP Level 1 (331853)
(No Title) Old Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:43:39 AM #7191 Perm Link
kill himself, but

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Legato Avatar aim for the best,perpare for the worst Joined: September 1, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1611 Rep: PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 1 (8772)
(No Title) Old Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:38:47 AM #7192 Perm Link
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it backfired and....

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. "
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(No Title) Old Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:04:13 PM #7198 Perm Link
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his ass exploded
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(No Title) Old Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:07:10 PM #7204 Perm Link
creating a mist
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(No Title) Old Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:44:43 PM #7206 Perm Link
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of noxious fumes
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(No Title) Old Tue Mar 23, 2004 7:38:19 PM #7208 Perm Link
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that once inhaled...
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(No Title) Old Tue Mar 23, 2004 7:50:55 PM #7209 Perm Link
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were quite fatal

God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.
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(No Title) Old Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:33:33 PM #7216 Perm Link
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except to himself
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Weird Happy Face The story so far... Old Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:41:04 PM #7218 Perm Link
Everything in brackets I added in myself so I could connect sentences that didn't make sense.

Once upon a time, a fat pig tried to diet, so he ate celery for months and his poop didn't smell like normal poop, instead it smelled like cabbage! So this pig ran around squealing until he decided to eat slop, but his slop had cheese in it (and pigs can't digest cheese). [So] the farmer came and ate his enormous rump with his family. Suddenly, an alien starting making out with his sister! So the pig had an aneurysm [and] a bloody nose that bled a lot [and] flooded his room with some cheese which killed his nerves in all of his lower extremeties. He had never been laid except but his only left hand, but it turned out his hand was mutated from the semi-nuclear blast. [Also], he didn't know how to handle the overwhelming amount of blood on his favorite shirt. So with a bottle of Clorox, he tried to kill himself, but it backfired and his ass exploded, creating a mist of noxious fumes that, once inhaled, were quite fatal (except to himself).

Damn, this pig has a shitty life.
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Nutsy Re: The story so far... Old Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:51:28 PM #7238 Perm Link
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Yeah, it is...

Continuing the story...

In another attempt

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(No Title) Old Wed Mar 24, 2004 10:02:36 PM #7240 Perm Link
to kill himself

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