Bonus chapter : Plains for Uryu to Die...( afterschool conversation not the actual story yet)
Byakuya: So what do you want to talk about,Uryu? *asking Rukia*
Rukia: I say we burn him on a stake.
Byakuya:What about the Sokyoku Sokyoku exicution?
Rukia:We could but how do we do it?
Byakuya: Okay we can't. Next plan........ Our own Death Notes,Muwahaha,Muwahaha!
Rukia:Yes!!! That would so work but where we get one?
Byakuya: Exactly they will work. But not sure where to get one...
Rukia: Maybe the internet?
Byakuya: Uh... sure, but what about using an ordinary compositon book and you can use your powers to be like a Shinigami. Ha!!
Rukia: Problem there, I'm not allowed to kill anybody with my powers*wiccan powers*
Rukia: I know, sorry. What about Plan C?
Byakuya: Hmm... After all Uryu likes the Sith. Where is Luke Skywalker when we need him?!
Rukia: Having a fight with his mind probably fighting Uryu/Koji.
Byakuya: True. Okay Plan D, some how try to get into the Bleach world and use any bankai on Uryu.
Rukia: Smart but how do we do that?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Byakuya: You know, I don't have a clue.
Rukia: Well fine then I think Shinji and Orihime are going to break up soon, but don't tell Orihime
this .But he flirts wiht other girls during lunch.
Byakuya I think so too. Poor Shinji and Orihime.
Rukia: I think Ichigo really likes me.(Help!)
Byakuya: I know you told me.
Rukia: I say we hang Uryu by his toes cover him in honey and put him on fire anthill.
Byakuya: WOW O.O! I never knew you can be so evil my dear sister. ... I like it!
Rukia: Thank you! Or we can put him six feet under. (little rabbit face)
Momo: (appears out of random and interupts) Chappy! ^-^... sorry about that....
Rukia: Whatever Momo your just plain crazy. :-) And you too Byakuya.
Byakuya: I'm not crazy >_<(angry)
Rukia: Are too and sorry about that Momo I didn't mean to, I'm just disturbed.
Byakuya: Hmph..... >_<
Rukia: What's that for Byakuya?
Byakuya: Calling me crazy...... >.<
Rukia: Well sorry, don't act so stupid.
(A rabbit randomly arrives)
Chappy: Are you mad?
Byakuya: O.O Did that rabbit just talk?
Rukia: Yes :-)
Chappy: Hey what's up?
Byakuya: O.O *faints*......
Rukia: Hello Byakuya!
Chappy: Is that bad?
Rukia: Yes! Byakuya wake up or I'll kill you!
Byakuya: (wakes up) Huh? What?
Rukia: You just passed out. Are you okay?
Chappy: Hi, how are you? I was so worried about you so was Ichigo. :-)
Byakuya: O.o W-would you stop talking to me... You supid imaginery bunny!!! O.o
Chappy: NO! I like it and... I DO EXSIST! I'm not fake!
Rukia: Whatever you are on your own Byakuya.
Byakuya: Thanks alot Rukia. And for you rabbit.
What do you want from me, Byakuya Kuchiki? The Captian of Sixth divison in the Soul Society.
Chappy: I want to become a soul-reaper,like you. And become Captian,yeah.
Rukia: What! Oh hell no!
Byakuya: There will be no soul-reaper privlages for,you.
Rukia: Yes! What about me? Can I become a Captian?
Chappy: You will burn in hell or whatever happens to you when you die.
Byakuya: No you didn't Rabbit!!! Senbonzakura Kageyoshi! Stay out of this Rukia.
Rukia: What! And miss the fun?
Chappy: Fine I'll attack you with my fuzzy sword. My bankai's name is Sir Fuzzy!
Byakuya: How dare you mock my Soul-reaper ability. ( Stabs you with all 1,000 blades surrounding you).
Die you son of a bitch!
To be continued.....
Chappy: Burn in hell you Bastard!!! And my bankai's special move is... I attack you with 10,000 stuffed animals that hug and kiss you to death, So ha take that Bitch!
Rukia: Holy Shit that rabbit is insane.
Ichigo: Hey what the hell is going on? Is that Chappy?
Byakuya: O.O (eye twicth) Mmm.. AHHH!!!! No you bitchy stupid rabbit!!!
Renji: (just arrives) Wow Captian Kuchiki can't fight a rabbit.
Ichigo: Hey Renji, can you do better? That rabbit is kick ass.
Rukia: I'm going to tell the other captians. Then we will have a show down between Chappy and Byakuya.
(back to chappy and Byakuya)
Chappy: Ha take that bitch! Your a slut. I saw what you did with Renji.
( Back with Renji and Ichigo)
Renji: Tch, Oh whatever strawberry.
(to Byakuya and chappy)
Byakuya: (////- Blushes) That was because me and Renji were Drunk that night.
Rukia: (hears that and looks over at Renji) What the hell Renji, what did you do to my brother? Or what did he do to you?
Ichigo: Wow! That's awckward.
(Goes back Byakuya and chappy)
Chappy: We will meet again soon. Later on, tonight. Then I will Kick.. Your..ass!
( Byakuya and chappy go over to Rukia,Ichigo,and Renji)
Rukia: I want a story or somebody's going to die! Renji, your first then Byakuya shares.
Then we'll see what happens then.
Ichigo&Chappy: (at same time) Yea lets listen to the best story in the world. -hints sarcasm-
Renji: Well .... uh (////) Me and your brother...(looks at Rukia) went to the bar. Okay
I had sake first, then Captian Kuchiki. And then we got carried away with spilling emotions out to eachother.
But then we looked around and noticed we were in a "gay bar" because of all the guys kissing. But we talked about it and started to Kiss too. But we left the bar went back to the Sixth division. And had went into your brothers home and started the kissing to well you know. But the next morning we woke up in the same room, bed... well without clothing. Now at this point in time I feel really embarassed and say these things as if I really want to be Gay.
Ichigo: Well that changes everytihng.
Ichigo: Well we fucked eachother too, remember?
Rukia: (///) Oh yea. I remember now.
Chappy: What the hell? Holy shit, now this is getting good.
Rukia: Ichigo you weren't supposed to say anything!
Ichigo: Oh yea, H-hi Byakuya. I did not say that about Rukia.
Byakuya: Chappy, I'll fight you later. Ichigo , you did waht?!
Renji : Really, Ichigo. You What?!
Ichigo: Well me and Rukia were on a date (yea this story goes on with the drunkenss of those two.)
To Be continued...
Rukia: Yea what he said sorry will you forgive me it was my fault I talked him into it.(looking at Byakuya)
Chappy: You should have had a three some that I wanted to join.(looking at Rukia adn Ichigo)
Rukia and Ichigo : You sick pervert.
Ichigo : Sorry man, do you have anything to say? (looks at Byakuya)
Byakuya: Fine I forgive you two.
Renji : ( Supposed to be in mind, but says out loud) I wanted to fuck Rukia though.
Byakuya: Don't even start, Renji.
Rukia: Did you now? Well sorry, Ichigo got to me first.
Ichigo: Holy Shit Renji, I don't think so. Anyway I am probably way better than you are.
To be continued .....
Chappy: So... Ichigo, Renji you wantto have a three some. Wiat fivesome with Rukia and Byakuya too.
Then we'll see who is better at it.
Ichigo: Not...now. Maybe later.
Byakuya: No thank you.
Renji: Not with you invovled, rabbit.
Chappy: Fine... We will just fight and winner to have Rukia!
Ichigo: What!!!! Hell no you sick rabbit!
Rukia: What... I want ot be with Ichigo, nobody else.
Chappy: That's not what you said earlier when you were with me.
Byakuya: Stop it, Renji. We don't need to do that with Ichigo and Rukia Invovled either.
Renji: Yes Captian Kuchiki.
Chappy: Yea, that's what you were saying that night at the bar.
Ichigo: Ok! A little strange whatever.
Byakuya and Renji: What?! You heard that!
Chappy: Yep, every bit
Rukia: Byakuya,you are a disgrace to our family name!
Ichigo: That's plain out gross,dude.
Chappy:So Byakuya,do you want to foght me or fuck me? >_<
Rukia and Ichigo: Gross!!! Your a really sick sick bunny.
Byakuya: What you said earlier. We were watsed okay.
Renji: So Byakuya isn't a disgrace, then. Ok. And for you Ichigo just shut up!
Byakuya: ( then looks at Chappy) And the answer to your question is neither,rabbit.
To be continued...
(Kisuke shows up.)
Kisuke: Okay sorry for this mess all of you.
I created Chappy, and now she became a pervert.
She is only nice to me since I created her.
Anyway, so how are you Chappy?
Chappy: Hi Kisuke, how are you? I'm fine.
I just found out that Byakuya and Renji are bi.And Ichigo and Rukia had sex.
And I am going to fight Byakuya later.
Rukia:Shut up Rabbit.
Ichigo: Yea you sick perverted, rabbit!
Byakuya: Kisuke, don't believe a thing that rabbit says.
Renji: Really what he said.
Kisuke: (answers chappy first) I'm fine, Chappy. Well I know she's telling the truth to me.
Whoa Ichigo and Rukia? So... Ichigo, Rukia how was your first time? (saying this all happy with fan in front of mouth)
Ichigo: Next time you should set up a Camera in the room. And it was fun, we both were drunk.
Rukia: Speak fo yourself I was only tipsy.
Byakuya: Good thing you didn't ask about us.
Renji: I know huh?
Kisuke: Well, Renji and Byakuya. You read my mind. So how was it?
Byakuya: We were drunk too. So I am not sure.
Renji: No, We were completely wasted, and how should we know? God.
Ichigo: Who wants to go to the bar?
Rukia: I'm up for it.
Chappy: Hell yes!
Ichigo: Byakuya,Renji how about it?
Byakuya: No, I will stay sober, thank you very much.
Renji: Uh, me too.
Kisuke: Oh come on, you two.
Ichigo: Come on I'll keep an eye on you,nothings gonna happen.
Rukia: Maybe we will get chappy so drunk that she fogets where she is. Or maybe we should bring Kon with us.
Ichigo: Yes maybe that wiil get her out of our hair.
Chappy: Who's Kon?
Rukia: You'll see >.<
Byakuya: Fine you got me. I will go.
Renji: Fine...me too.
Kisuke: Alright then let's get Kon, first. Then we'll go.
Ichigo: I'll go get Kon. You guys go ahead, I'll meet you there
Rukia: Ok see ya later.(kisses Ichigo)
(Renji looks away)
Byakuya: Just forget it, Renji.
(Back at Ichigo's house)
Ichigo: Kon, Where are you?!
Kon: Coming I was to busy watching the girls next door take a shower.
Ichigo: You, pervert...
Hey do you want to go to the bar with me,Rukia,Byakuya,Renji,Kisuke,and Chappy?
Kon: Sure... who's Chappy?
Ichigo: You'll see.
(back to the rest)
Kisuke: Well, we're here. All we need is Ichigo.
To be continued...
Ichigo: I see Rukia and them.
Kon: Where and who is Chappy?
(they walk over to Rukia)
Ichigo: Hi, Rukia where's Chappy?
Rukia: She is right here and now talking to Kon.
Wait, where is Byakuya and Renji?
Ichigo: Also, whereis Kisuke? Oh no, I'm supposed to keep an eye on them.
Wait there they are, and they're..... making out?!!!
Kisuke: Um, Byakuya and Renji are at it again. On the gay side of the bar.
So sorry Ichigo and Rukia.
Ichigo: Well, what now...
Kon: So what do you do, Chappy?
Chappy: I annoy the hell out everybody. hey did you know that Byakuya and Renji had sex?
So did Ichigo and Ruika.
Kon: Really? I always thought there was something between those two.
But Byakuya and Renji that's a little too disturbing.
Chappy: We're pretty much on our own. I don't see ichigo and Rukia anywhere.
Oh hey, how are you Kisuke?
Kisuke: Sorry, Chappy. I see a woman I know over there.(points at Yoruichi)
Chappy: No! Great not you too!!!
To be continued...
(Yoruichi comes over to them instead of kisuke going to her.)
Yoruichi: Well, wasn't expecting you (hicups)here.
Kisuke: (Wow, she's wasted.) Uh, yeah. ^_^
(back to Kon and Chappy)
Kon: Wow pretty,lady! Hi my name's Kon.
And I'm at your service for the rest of my life.
Chappy: Hell no. (drags Kon off somewhere else from Yoruichi)
Kisuke: So how are you?
(Yoruichi hands him some sake)
Yoruichi: I'm fine. And you?
Kisuke: Uh.. Fine.
(You get how this goes)
To be continued...