I'm an asshole.

And I'd want people to know I am being sarcastic when I say it... why?

that is like going

"I hate you... AND I'M BEING SARCASTIC" *Goofy Laugh*

Sorry, I'll have to pass on that "Effective" way of making Sarcasm known to the world, it is much more fun to have people try and decipher sarcasm from regular speech.

It is fun to watch the person's poor brain melt under the pressure!

Wow. You clearly missed my sarcasm brackets.

Also, sarcasm over the internet has the tendency to travel about as far as a quadriplegic on foot, if you catch my drift.

Brackets are ftw

I'm using FTW as For the Weak

After all, how the fuck does For the Win make sense?

Illiterate bastards inventing stupid terms that just reflect their illiterate skills at 133T/Computer Speech

Said By Hiyayaka

Brackets are ftw

I'm using FTW as For the Weak

After all, how the fuck does For the Win make sense?

Illiterate bastards inventing stupid terms that just reflect their illiterate skills at 133T/Computer Speech

Do you have ADD?

"For the win" makes sense. For example:

KHo's shot collected two points for the win.

I meant In computer Speech, that's why I added the bottom part (Illiterate bastards inventing stupid terms that just reflect their illiterate skills at 133t/Computer Speech)

As in:
Dattebayo! Ftw!!!

AKA

Dattebayo! For the Win!!!

()h 4nd |3tW y0u 5h0u1d|\|'t b3 m4kin6 fun 0f |03op13 f0r th3ir l4ck of l1ter4cy, e5pecia1ly if y0u 5uxx @ 3n6li5h!

Hah, I never said I couldn't understand 133t/Computer Speech,
And I'll make fun of their lack of literacy considering I have a higher literacy rate then most people my age...

in fact, my literacy rate is probably higher then about 50%(Give or take) of America(Excluding Scientists and other intellectuals such as them)

Plus, you have no grounds to prove it, you haven't seen my writings, therefore you don't really threaten me nor do you penetrate my emotions... Anger causes a loss of control which leads to idiotic remarks, I am above Anger, I haven't gotten angry since I was 5 when I beat the hell out of a 5th grader, I am pretty sure I can handle a few petty remarks with no grounds or evidence to back them up...

other then my obvious sarcasm, which apparently isn't so obvious

Maybe you'll see 'em if I decide to get 'em published, but that is too much work XD so you probably won't...
Of course... they'd be too long seeing as the Prologue to one of my stories is something like 60 pages in a 'book style' page... and it is the smallest chapter(if you can call it a chapter) of the stupid book...

Plus, I never really sharpened my English skills, I have a mom whom writes short stories, she could get every last one of em published but she is too scared... wuss... but I am more of the artistic type anyways, I have the skill to write, and my English teacher wants me to join some creative writing club... but I prefer a good old sheet of paper and a few pens and pencils...

Ever heard of Etsy.com?
In about 2 years I'll probably have a growing art business there(Hah, go ahead, insult my artwork, it doesn't phase me either, I already know most of my flaws, I hear em everyday from myself)

I say we all go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes, go clubbing, drink till we can't see, and pass out in a bush.

Said By Vincent.Valentine

I say we all go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes, go clubbing, drink till we can't see, and pass out in a bush.

I don't like chocolate ^^
Don't need to go clubbing to get some o that
I'd rather drink till I can't breathe
I'd rather pass out in a truck attempting a Daimond Heist

lol and wake up being bubba's new bitch?
you didn't think it through yama

Said By Hiyayaka

Hah, I never said I couldn't understand 133t/Computer Speech,
And I'll make fun of their lack of literacy considering I have a higher literacy rate then most people my age...

in fact, my literacy rate is probably higher then about 50%(Give or take) of America(Excluding Scientists and other intellectuals such as them)

Plus, you have no grounds to prove it, you haven't seen my writings, therefore you don't really threaten me nor do you penetrate my emotions... Anger causes a loss of control which leads to idiotic remarks, I am above Anger, I haven't gotten angry since I was 5 when I beat the hell out of a 5th grader, I am pretty sure I can handle a few petty remarks with no grounds or evidence to back them up...

other then my obvious sarcasm, which apparently isn't so obvious

Maybe you'll see 'em if I decide to get 'em published, but that is too much work XD so you probably won't...
Of course... they'd be too long seeing as the Prologue to one of my stories is something like 60 pages in a 'book style' page... and it is the smallest chapter(if you can call it a chapter) of the stupid book...

Plus, I never really sharpened my English skills, I have a mom whom writes short stories, she could get every last one of em published but she is too scared... wuss... but I am more of the artistic type anyways, I have the skill to write, and my English teacher wants me to join some creative writing club... but I prefer a good old sheet of paper and a few pens and pencils...

Ever heard of Etsy.com?
In about 2 years I'll probably have a growing art business there(Hah, go ahead, insult my artwork, it doesn't phase me either, I already know most of my flaws, I hear em everyday from myself)

What did you do Copy paste from Google?
And 1337 FTW. you cant use FTW because it is my anagram.(? correct me if i am wrong.)
And where the hell did you get For the Week?
thats really stupid.

for the win was made by 4chan!!!!!
and anon!!!!!!

4Chan kids suck
And i never said i made it.
wtf is anon?

anon resides at 7chan and 4chan and now I'm not allowed to say anymore

random
hello

...Here we go again
TYPING RANDOM DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL!
(And TY Vincent i didn't feel like looking it up.)

im not random just making sure I was still online

you dont get logged out unless you exit the ASE Page or physically hit the log out button.

or if you dont post for over a minute

no garra no you don't see my name down there

Said By garra uchiha

random
hello

Translation: "Does anybody want to spoon-feed me attention?"

Said By Hiyayaka

Hah, I never said I couldn't understand 133t/Computer Speech,
And I'll make fun of their lack of literacy considering I have a higher literacy rate then most people my age...

in fact, my literacy rate is probably higher then about 50%(Give or take) of America(Excluding Scientists and other intellectuals such as them)

Plus, you have no grounds to prove it, you haven't seen my writings, therefore you don't really threaten me nor do you penetrate my emotions... Anger causes a loss of control which leads to idiotic remarks, I am above Anger, I haven't gotten angry since I was 5 when I beat the hell out of a 5th grader, I am pretty sure I can handle a few petty remarks with no grounds or evidence to back them up...

other then my obvious sarcasm, which apparently isn't so obvious

Maybe you'll see 'em if I decide to get 'em published, but that is too much work XD so you probably won't...
Of course... they'd be too long seeing as the Prologue to one of my stories is something like 60 pages in a 'book style' page... and it is the smallest chapter(if you can call it a chapter) of the stupid book...

Plus, I never really sharpened my English skills, I have a mom whom writes short stories, she could get every last one of em published but she is too scared... wuss... but I am more of the artistic type anyways, I have the skill to write, and my English teacher wants me to join some creative writing club... but I prefer a good old sheet of paper and a few pens and pencils...

Ever heard of Etsy.com?
In about 2 years I'll probably have a growing art business there(Hah, go ahead, insult my artwork, it doesn't phase me either, I already know most of my flaws, I hear em everyday from myself)

[sarcasm] I believe you. I hope my kids are one day as multi talented as you. [ /sarcasm]

You earned +1 respect point for using the word "phase" correctly. I've decided that you start with -10 respect points, so: You have an accumulated total of -9 respect points.

what about me i deserve respect, wimper wimper

Said By garra uchiha

what about me i deserve respect, wimper wimper

Proof?

you want proof that I desurve respect? well, I never grovel, although I do pretend to so poeple dont think to highly of me, if you know what I mean

Said By garra uchiha

You want proof that I deserve respect? Well, I never grovel, although I do pretend to so people don't think too highly of me, if you know what I mean.

EDIT: That's what your post would look like if you knew how the English language worked. Fascinating, isn't it?

their, and thank you for the help.

I reinstate this post:

Look up the word grovel.

I know what grovel means, it's the word for when you show submission or fear