lol my speech class at school is doing a joke speech. wanna hear mine?
a guy goes into his favorite expensive resturaunt and sees a beautiful woman across the room. so he orders a bottle of their most expensive champagine and has it sent to her table. she sends the waiter back to the man with a note saying "I can only accept this if you have a mercades in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."
so the man sends a note back to her saying "Then i'll send it back because i have a Rolls-Royce in my garage, twenty million dollars in the bank, and not even for a woman as beautiful as you would i cut off three inches"