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sam][am Avatar you sneaky butthole Joined: July 28, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1185 Rep: PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)
I'm a SLUT Old Sun Apr 1, 2007 11:16:44 AM #36207 Perm Link
...I was caught having sex outside at school...I don't think I'll be able to stay here and graduate now...

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Aron Schatz Avatar 2014: Year of change. Joined: August 3, 2001 Status: Offline Posts: 10753 Rep: PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 1 (332767)
Re: I'm a SLUT Old Sun Apr 1, 2007 11:26:31 AM #36208 Perm Link
In response to sam][am #36207
I'd stick a +10 rating on you if I could.

How did you get caught?

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dexaroni Avatar Stand for something, or fall for nothing. Joined: November 11, 2006 Status: Offline Posts: 684 Rep: PIP Level 2 (5537)PIP Level 2 (5537)PIP Level 2 (5537)PIP Level 1 (5537)PIP Level 1 (5537)
(No Title) Old Sun Apr 1, 2007 11:41:34 AM #36210 Perm Link
Wow. Just.... wow.

Why were you having sex outside?

Its not who a person is in the inside, but what he does that defines him.
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Aron Schatz Avatar 2014: Year of change. Joined: August 3, 2001 Status: Offline Posts: 10753 Rep: PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 1 (332767)
(No Title) Old Sun Apr 1, 2007 11:42:31 AM #36211 Perm Link
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Said By dexaroni

Why were you having sex outside?


Why not?

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Pancakes Avatar Joined: August 13, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2581 Rep: PIP Level 2 (27571)PIP Level 2 (27571)PIP Level 2 (27571)PIP Level 2 (27571)PIP Level 2 (27571)
(No Title) Old Sun Apr 1, 2007 12:59:00 PM #36215 Perm Link
happy april fool's day sam
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Thefremen Avatar LOL whut? Joined: September 29, 2002 Status: Offline Posts: 2475 Rep: PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)
(No Title) Old Sun Apr 1, 2007 4:39:16 PM #36216 Perm Link
Lols. Good one.
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sam][am Avatar you sneaky butthole Joined: July 28, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1185 Rep: PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)
(No Title) Old Sun Apr 1, 2007 8:24:46 PM #36224 Perm Link
Okay...the truth...I did have sex outside and some people saw and heard us, but it wasn't at school, it was at a state park last night.

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Aron Schatz Avatar 2014: Year of change. Joined: August 3, 2001 Status: Offline Posts: 10753 Rep: PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 1 (332767)
(No Title) Old Sun Apr 1, 2007 8:25:35 PM #36225 Perm Link
Thankfully, I still think this thread rocks.

No problems in school, right?

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sam][am Avatar you sneaky butthole Joined: July 28, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1185 Rep: PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)
(No Title) Old Sun Apr 1, 2007 8:31:55 PM #36226 Perm Link
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Just some people in my Structures group left in the middle of the project and didn't really contribute at all...and some guy I know that has the biggest crush on me threw a beer at me last night and slapped me in the face because he was jealous that I like someone else. He has weird mood swings.
But, I changed my major to Industrial Design, and I'm so freakin' excited!
Also, the college of architecture had a huge party on Thursday and I drank with the faculty, that was awesome.

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Thefremen Avatar LOL whut? Joined: September 29, 2002 Status: Offline Posts: 2475 Rep: PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)
(No Title) Old Mon Apr 2, 2007 12:23:46 AM #36233 Perm Link
This is by far the best thread on this website. The only thing that could make it better would be if it were about me having sex. Razz
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(No Title) Old Mon Apr 2, 2007 1:19:08 AM #36234 Perm Link
Interesting thread for April's Fool. So I guess you'll graduate? Did the guy really hit you? Up to this point I really don't know if to believe what you are saying or not! But it was a good start.
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Bomb Avatar Make everything explode. Joined: July 8, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2010 Rep: PIP Level 2 (8228)PIP Level 2 (8228)PIP Level 2 (8228)PIP Level 2 (8228)
Re: I'm a SLUT Old Mon Apr 2, 2007 11:43:50 AM #36242 Perm Link
In response to sam][am #36207
slut.
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Tetrodotoxin Avatar The Aliens aren't Verbs, They're Nouns! Joined: March 13, 2007 Status: Offline Posts: 2853 Rep: PIP Level 2 (17234)PIP Level 2 (17234)PIP Level 2 (17234)PIP Level 2 (17234)PIP Level 2 (17234)
(No Title) Old Mon Apr 2, 2007 11:54:40 AM #36243 Perm Link
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Said By Thefremen

me having sex. Razz


that probably wont happen =D
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Haggard Avatar Joined: March 25, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1378 Rep: PIP Level 2 (13830)PIP Level 2 (13830)PIP Level 2 (13830)PIP Level 2 (13830)PIP Level 1 (13830)
(No Title) Old Mon Apr 2, 2007 3:51:40 PM #36249 Perm Link
a GUY slapped you in the face?
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(No Title) Old Mon Apr 2, 2007 6:05:05 PM #36250 Perm Link
In response to sam][am #36226
Did you slap him back?

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sam][am Avatar you sneaky butthole Joined: July 28, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1185 Rep: PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)
(No Title) Old Mon Apr 2, 2007 6:21:18 PM #36252 Perm Link
The only thing I said in this thread that was fake is having sex outside at school, getting caught and not being able to graduate.
The true things are having sex outside at a state park...most likely someone saw and heard us haha...I was slapped by a guy in the face...who also threw a beer can at me when I was in my friend's car...The beer was pretty much full.
Also, I did drink with the faculty and staff and I changed my major. I also ate a half raw hot dog when I was drunk and got really sick. [bleh]
But I'm feeling better now...I won't eat hot dogs for a while.
Umm oh and everyone left me and **** there with no food and we had to finish the project and pick up beer cans left out by them, tents and coolers.
And it rained on everything.

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Thefremen Avatar LOL whut? Joined: September 29, 2002 Status: Offline Posts: 2475 Rep: PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)
(No Title) Old Mon Apr 2, 2007 8:37:47 PM #36256 Perm Link
In response to Tetrodotoxin #36243

Said By ExShinobi

Said By Thefremen

me having sex. Razz


that probably wont happen =D


Lulz, yeah once you get married and have a kid...
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Tetrodotoxin Avatar The Aliens aren't Verbs, They're Nouns! Joined: March 13, 2007 Status: Offline Posts: 2853 Rep: PIP Level 2 (17234)PIP Level 2 (17234)PIP Level 2 (17234)PIP Level 2 (17234)PIP Level 2 (17234)
(No Title) Old Tue Apr 3, 2007 1:13:03 PM #36297 Perm Link
T.T got me there (was just kidding don't hurt meee!!!)

Edited at Wed Apr 4, 2007 9:04:49 PM
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(No Title) Old Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:57:53 AM #36792 Perm Link
Well, at least the sex you had outside wasn't in a patch of poison ivy. Yeh, that happened. He had it worse than me, he was lying down.
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sam][am Avatar you sneaky butthole Joined: July 28, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1185 Rep: PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)
(No Title) Old Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:30:04 PM #36849 Perm Link
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Said By debrajean2

Well, at least the sex you had outside wasn't in a patch of poison ivy. Yeh, that happened. He had it worse than me, he was lying down.



Hahahahahahahahahahah! What would be funnier is if you had a kid and they wanted to know where they came from..."Well, it all started in poison ivy..."

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(No Title) Old Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:55:12 PM #36873 Perm Link
This is the best thread I've ever seen on any forum anywhere in the history of the internet. There should be an award given out.
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sam][am Avatar you sneaky butthole Joined: July 28, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1185 Rep: PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)
(No Title) Old Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:25:35 PM #36883 Perm Link
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Seriously, I should win the Logitech MX Revolution mouse.
Haha

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(No Title) Old Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:26:56 PM #36885 Perm Link
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Said By The Sam!

Seriously, I should win the Logitech MX Revolution mouse.
Haha


If you don't I'll give you my old dual optical mouse.
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sam][am Avatar you sneaky butthole Joined: July 28, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1185 Rep: PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)
(No Title) Old Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:47:18 PM #36900 Perm Link
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Haha awesome.
Hey, you do quote on every post.

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Thefremen Avatar LOL whut? Joined: September 29, 2002 Status: Offline Posts: 2475 Rep: PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)
(No Title) Old Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:48:08 PM #36901 Perm Link
In response to sam][am #36900
lolz that's how I roll.
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sam][am Avatar you sneaky butthole Joined: July 28, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1185 Rep: PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)
(No Title) Old Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:49:41 PM #36902 Perm Link
In response to Thefremen #36901
yet you didn't do it on that one.
not rollin anymore?

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Thefremen Avatar LOL whut? Joined: September 29, 2002 Status: Offline Posts: 2475 Rep: PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)PIP Level 2 (18167)
(No Title) Old Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:09:09 PM #36913 Perm Link
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Said By The Sam!

yet you didn't do it on that one.
not rollin anymore?


It's because people try to catch me riding dirty so I am not able to roll as freely as I once did.

I dunno lol not in the mood, I thought "Quoting ppl all the time is so passe!" but then I realized "Oh wait but now it's retro!".
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sam][am Avatar you sneaky butthole Joined: July 28, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1185 Rep: PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)
(No Title) Old Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:08:10 PM #36925 Perm Link
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Haha catch me riding dirty. This is the best.

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