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Marshall Lee Avatar Like a kitten who doesnt speak Japanese. Joined: March 9, 2012 Status: Offline Posts: 830 Rep: PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 1 (14312)
(No Title) Old Thu May 24, 2012 6:53:28 PM #249743 Perm Link
for dry handjobs

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Holmes Avatar Elementary Joined: May 12, 2008 Status: Online Posts: 12043 Rep: PIP Level 3 (121053)PIP Level 3 (121053)PIP Level 2 (121053)PIP Level 2 (121053)PIP Level 2 (121053)
(No Title) Old Thu May 24, 2012 6:54:47 PM #249745 Perm Link
that she gave

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Marshall Lee Avatar Like a kitten who doesnt speak Japanese. Joined: March 9, 2012 Status: Offline Posts: 830 Rep: PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 1 (14312)
(No Title) Old Thu May 24, 2012 6:55:19 PM #249746 Perm Link
to homeless children

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Sguall Avatar if you are me, then you understand Joined: January 18, 2012 Status: Offline Posts: 1830 Rep: PIP Level 2 (22473)PIP Level 2 (22473)PIP Level 2 (22473)PIP Level 2 (22473)PIP Level 2 (22473)
(No Title) Old Thu May 24, 2012 7:08:33 PM #249754 Perm Link
Who punched her

you beating me, with your whole gang. sure, but i don't think thats fare... to you guys
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JENN-Ferr.! :3 Avatar i Choose you. .'kay? Joined: June 11, 2011 Status: Offline Posts: 6359 Rep: PIP Level 2 (29510)PIP Level 2 (29510)PIP Level 2 (29510)PIP Level 2 (29510)PIP Level 2 (29510)
(No Title) Old Thu May 24, 2012 7:12:08 PM #249760 Perm Link
in the stomach

-When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So, what the hell, leap!
- "Listen, I don't want to stifle your creativity,but that thing you built there,it looks a pile of shit”
- I'm late, I'm late, For a very important date. No time to say "Hello." "Goodbye." I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.
-"The Universe is 14 billion years old, seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fqking parade every time I take a piss"
-“You're ten years old now, you have to take a shower every day...I don't give a shit if you hate it. People hate smelly fuckers. I will not have a smelly fucker for a son.”
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Marshall Lee Avatar Like a kitten who doesnt speak Japanese. Joined: March 9, 2012 Status: Offline Posts: 830 Rep: PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 1 (14312)
(No Title) Old Thu May 24, 2012 7:14:55 PM #249762 Perm Link
which made her

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Holmes Avatar Elementary Joined: May 12, 2008 Status: Online Posts: 12043 Rep: PIP Level 3 (121053)PIP Level 3 (121053)PIP Level 2 (121053)PIP Level 2 (121053)PIP Level 2 (121053)
(No Title) Old Thu May 24, 2012 7:15:22 PM #249764 Perm Link
vomit over them

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Marshall Lee Avatar Like a kitten who doesnt speak Japanese. Joined: March 9, 2012 Status: Offline Posts: 830 Rep: PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 1 (14312)
(No Title) Old Thu May 24, 2012 7:15:51 PM #249765 Perm Link
which caused her

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Sguall Avatar if you are me, then you understand Joined: January 18, 2012 Status: Offline Posts: 1830 Rep: PIP Level 2 (22473)PIP Level 2 (22473)PIP Level 2 (22473)PIP Level 2 (22473)PIP Level 2 (22473)
(No Title) Old Fri May 25, 2012 12:28:24 PM #249840 Perm Link
To not get

you beating me, with your whole gang. sure, but i don't think thats fare... to you guys
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Marshall Lee Avatar Like a kitten who doesnt speak Japanese. Joined: March 9, 2012 Status: Offline Posts: 830 Rep: PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 1 (14312)
(No Title) Old Fri May 25, 2012 1:08:57 PM #249842 Perm Link
money from them

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JENN-Ferr.! :3 Avatar i Choose you. .'kay? Joined: June 11, 2011 Status: Offline Posts: 6359 Rep: PIP Level 2 (29510)PIP Level 2 (29510)PIP Level 2 (29510)PIP Level 2 (29510)PIP Level 2 (29510)
(No Title) Old Fri May 25, 2012 7:05:27 PM #249923 Perm Link
as they ran

-When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So, what the hell, leap!
- "Listen, I don't want to stifle your creativity,but that thing you built there,it looks a pile of shit”
- I'm late, I'm late, For a very important date. No time to say "Hello." "Goodbye." I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.
-"The Universe is 14 billion years old, seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fqking parade every time I take a piss"
-“You're ten years old now, you have to take a shower every day...I don't give a shit if you hate it. People hate smelly fuckers. I will not have a smelly fucker for a son.”
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SuperAlle Avatar Don't. Judge. Joined: May 2, 2010 Status: Offline Posts: 29849 Rep: PIP Level 3 (172894)PIP Level 3 (172894)PIP Level 3 (172894)PIP Level 2 (172894)PIP Level 1 (172894)
(No Title) Old Fri May 25, 2012 8:48:38 PM #249950 Perm Link
away from microwaves

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Aimforthelight Avatar (⊙△⊙✿) Joined: December 4, 2010 Status: Offline Posts: 2210 Rep: PIP Level 3 (46438)PIP Level 2 (46438)PIP Level 2 (46438)PIP Level 1 (46438)PIP Level 1 (46438)
(No Title) Old Fri May 25, 2012 8:49:02 PM #249951 Perm Link
In their underwear

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SuperAlle Avatar Don't. Judge. Joined: May 2, 2010 Status: Offline Posts: 29849 Rep: PIP Level 3 (172894)PIP Level 3 (172894)PIP Level 3 (172894)PIP Level 2 (172894)PIP Level 1 (172894)
(No Title) Old Fri May 25, 2012 8:51:06 PM #249953 Perm Link
Actually little speedos

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Aimforthelight Avatar (⊙△⊙✿) Joined: December 4, 2010 Status: Offline Posts: 2210 Rep: PIP Level 3 (46438)PIP Level 2 (46438)PIP Level 2 (46438)PIP Level 1 (46438)PIP Level 1 (46438)
(No Title) Old Fri May 25, 2012 8:53:22 PM #249956 Perm Link
With flip flops

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the_mighty_groper Avatar Joined: February 12, 2012 Status: Offline Posts: 181 Rep: PIP Level 1 (728)PIP Level 1 (728)PIP Level 1 (728)PIP Level 1 (728)PIP Level 1 (728)
(No Title) Old Fri May 25, 2012 8:54:43 PM #249958 Perm Link
and big horses

When there are large bouncing boobs I will be there...when there is a shy girls ass in a train I will be there...when there are nice legs in the bus I might be there cause I don't really like buses...anyways HI
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Jax_Blacksorrow Avatar To be inevitable. Joined: February 14, 2012 Status: Offline Posts: 1378 Rep: PIP Level 2 (11680)PIP Level 2 (11680)PIP Level 2 (11680)PIP Level 2 (11680)PIP Level 1 (11680)
(No Title) Old Tue May 29, 2012 7:08:42 AM #250506 Perm Link
With huge sunglasses

To remove oneself from the equation. To know that as long as my eyes are black; I'll never lose.
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Marshall Lee Avatar Like a kitten who doesnt speak Japanese. Joined: March 9, 2012 Status: Offline Posts: 830 Rep: PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 1 (14312)
(No Title) Old Tue May 29, 2012 9:56:34 AM #250509 Perm Link
they were gingers

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Jax_Blacksorrow Avatar To be inevitable. Joined: February 14, 2012 Status: Offline Posts: 1378 Rep: PIP Level 2 (11680)PIP Level 2 (11680)PIP Level 2 (11680)PIP Level 2 (11680)PIP Level 1 (11680)
(No Title) Old Wed May 30, 2012 6:28:12 AM #250589 Perm Link
Who smelled like

To remove oneself from the equation. To know that as long as my eyes are black; I'll never lose.
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Marshall Lee Avatar Like a kitten who doesnt speak Japanese. Joined: March 9, 2012 Status: Offline Posts: 830 Rep: PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 1 (14312)
(No Title) Old Wed May 30, 2012 4:11:07 PM #250633 Perm Link
pork and beans

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SuperAlle Avatar Don't. Judge. Joined: May 2, 2010 Status: Offline Posts: 29849 Rep: PIP Level 3 (172894)PIP Level 3 (172894)PIP Level 3 (172894)PIP Level 2 (172894)PIP Level 1 (172894)
(No Title) Old Wed May 30, 2012 4:22:55 PM #250634 Perm Link
After being decapitated

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Marshall Lee Avatar Like a kitten who doesnt speak Japanese. Joined: March 9, 2012 Status: Offline Posts: 830 Rep: PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 1 (14312)
(No Title) Old Wed May 30, 2012 4:28:27 PM #250635 Perm Link
by jackie chan

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SuperAlle Avatar Don't. Judge. Joined: May 2, 2010 Status: Offline Posts: 29849 Rep: PIP Level 3 (172894)PIP Level 3 (172894)PIP Level 3 (172894)PIP Level 2 (172894)PIP Level 1 (172894)
(No Title) Old Wed May 30, 2012 4:28:59 PM #250636 Perm Link
And Chuck Norris

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Aimforthelight Avatar (⊙△⊙✿) Joined: December 4, 2010 Status: Offline Posts: 2210 Rep: PIP Level 3 (46438)PIP Level 2 (46438)PIP Level 2 (46438)PIP Level 1 (46438)PIP Level 1 (46438)
(No Title) Old Wed May 30, 2012 4:51:31 PM #250638 Perm Link
And Chuck Testa

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Marshall Lee Avatar Like a kitten who doesnt speak Japanese. Joined: March 9, 2012 Status: Offline Posts: 830 Rep: PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 1 (14312)
(No Title) Old Wed May 30, 2012 4:52:43 PM #250639 Perm Link
and they died

Edited at Wed May 30, 2012 4:52:56 PM
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SuperAlle Avatar Don't. Judge. Joined: May 2, 2010 Status: Offline Posts: 29849 Rep: PIP Level 3 (172894)PIP Level 3 (172894)PIP Level 3 (172894)PIP Level 2 (172894)PIP Level 1 (172894)
(No Title) Old Wed May 30, 2012 4:53:45 PM #250640 Perm Link
On the upside...

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Marshall Lee Avatar Like a kitten who doesnt speak Japanese. Joined: March 9, 2012 Status: Offline Posts: 830 Rep: PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 1 (14312)
(No Title) Old Wed May 30, 2012 5:01:16 PM #250642 Perm Link
George was happy

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Jax_Blacksorrow Avatar To be inevitable. Joined: February 14, 2012 Status: Offline Posts: 1378 Rep: PIP Level 2 (11680)PIP Level 2 (11680)PIP Level 2 (11680)PIP Level 2 (11680)PIP Level 1 (11680)
(No Title) Old Thu May 31, 2012 6:25:16 AM #250918 Perm Link
Because he watched

To remove oneself from the equation. To know that as long as my eyes are black; I'll never lose.
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Marshall Lee Avatar Like a kitten who doesnt speak Japanese. Joined: March 9, 2012 Status: Offline Posts: 830 Rep: PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 2 (14312)PIP Level 1 (14312)
(No Title) Old Thu May 31, 2012 12:38:47 PM #250924 Perm Link
some hot pornography

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Jax_Blacksorrow Avatar To be inevitable. Joined: February 14, 2012 Status: Offline Posts: 1378 Rep: PIP Level 2 (11680)PIP Level 2 (11680)PIP Level 2 (11680)PIP Level 2 (11680)PIP Level 1 (11680)
(No Title) Old Thu May 31, 2012 1:09:15 PM #250926 Perm Link
With two gay

To remove oneself from the equation. To know that as long as my eyes are black; I'll never lose.
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