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Some stuff I've learned

Fri Jan 6, 2012 1:36:54 PM #232602 Perm Link

1: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

2: The badness of a movie is directly related to the amount of helicopters in it.

3: You will never find someone who can give you a clear and compelling reason for why we observe daylight savings time.

4: A penny saved is worthless.

5: The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

6: People who feel the need to tell you they have an excellent sense of humor have no sense of humor.

7: There is a fine line between "Hobby" and "Mental Illness".

8: The one thing that unites all humans, regardless of age, gender, ethnicity, religion, and ecoomic status, is that deep down inside us, we all believe we are above-average drivers.

9: Apparently, somewhere in Los Angeles, exists a computer that generates ideas for sitcoms. When TV Execs need an idea, they turn the computer on, and it searches through millions of concepts before spitting out "THREE QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT," and the execs turn the idea into a show. The next time they need an idea, it spits out "SIX QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT," and that too is turned in to a show. The next time it spits out " FOUR QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT," and so on. We need to find this computer, and destroy it.

10: The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

11: Never, ever , say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can se the actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

12: When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always that one individual who perceives a solution and is ready to take command. Odds are, that individual is crazy.

13: The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.

14: 1981- Prince Charles gets married, Liverpool wins the UEFA championship league, the Pope dies. 2005- Prince Charles remarries, Liverpool wins the UEFA Championship League, the Pope dies. If Prince Charles remarries again, and Liverpool wins again, someone should notify the Pope.

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Fri Jan 6, 2012 3:54:18 PM #232614 Perm Link

My favorites are 11 and 14 >:3

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Fri Jan 6, 2012 3:56:36 PM #232615 Perm Link

Same haha

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Fri Jan 6, 2012 8:16:58 PM #232671 Perm Link

i like 7 too Huge Grin

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Fri Jan 6, 2012 8:17:42 PM #232672 Perm Link

7, I know one of those "hobbies" o.e

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Fri Jan 6, 2012 8:40:56 PM #232701 Perm Link

what would that "hobby" be??

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Sat Jan 7, 2012 3:15:51 PM #232933 Perm Link

… you seriously don't want to know e.o

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Sat Jan 7, 2012 3:32:29 PM #232942 Perm Link

i do :3

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Sat Jan 7, 2012 3:36:22 PM #232943 Perm Link

In the name of maids everywhere: Dear god, no you don't! XD

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Sat Jan 7, 2012 3:42:38 PM #232947 Perm Link

When people tell me i dont want to know i want to know more xD

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Sat Jan 7, 2012 3:52:14 PM #232952 Perm Link

Interest perked? XD

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Sat Jan 7, 2012 9:41:42 PM #233029 Perm Link

yes it is

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Sat Jan 7, 2012 9:45:50 PM #233032 Perm Link

Furries sir o.e furries

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Sat Jan 7, 2012 9:51:19 PM #233034 Perm Link

I found this list to be hilarious! Thanks for sharing it!

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Sat Jan 7, 2012 9:54:53 PM #233036 Perm Link

furries not as bad as i thought Razz

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Sat Jan 7, 2012 9:58:08 PM #233040 Perm Link

Ewwwww xD you weirdo, nekos are one thing ( as in the line between sexy and ew ) but furries cross the line and becomes ew o.e

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Sat Jan 7, 2012 10:01:03 PM #233043 Perm Link

lmfao i dont like furries O.o they creep me out. if its not furries then what the fuck is your hobby???

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Sat Jan 7, 2012 10:04:31 PM #233044 Perm Link

cleaning … nah real talk, I'm a gamer and a non professional musician xD speaking of games, I'm playing Catherine right now ... that game takes a lot of focus Dx

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Sun Jan 8, 2012 1:28:20 PM #233067 Perm Link

( Waht do you play-- music wise??)

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Sun Jan 8, 2012 1:31:31 PM #233070 Perm Link

Guitar, I wanted to be like Mio and play bass, but I don't own one, T^T

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Sun Jan 8, 2012 1:35:44 PM #233073 Perm Link

In response to FinntheHuman #233040

whats furries

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Sun Jan 8, 2012 1:36:44 PM #233074 Perm Link

I'm starting to play! I love Em. . . It has such a nice sound~ I saw a great dark blue base at the flea market today!.

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Sun Jan 8, 2012 1:39:51 PM #233075 Perm Link

Lucky! :0
And furries, are basicly animals with humanlike traits, but the ones I've witnessed, sorry to say: are all whores. o.e

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